Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
