I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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