Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
