ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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