that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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