I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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