I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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