No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
my liver is dry heaving
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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