I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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