I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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