I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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