I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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