id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship