The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day