oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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