No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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