And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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