you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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