I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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