I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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