Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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