they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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