i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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