I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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