If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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