wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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