this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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