so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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