I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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