she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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