Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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