Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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