He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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