I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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