Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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