the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
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made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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