# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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