Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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