Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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