she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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