there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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