Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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