We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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