I cockslap morals
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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