I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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