Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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