Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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