Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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