that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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