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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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