kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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