In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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