I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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