Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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