Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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