i don't want you to think of me as your TA
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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