just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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